Assquatch [Unhinged]

Assquatch [Unhinged]Set: Unhinged Type: Creature Donkey Rarity: Rare Cost: {4}{R} Each other Donkey gets +1 +1. Whenever another Donkey enters the battlefield, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn. Who wants to see a picture of a big hairy ass?

It shows not what you are but what you were

Set: Kaladesh Inventions Type: Artifact Rarity: Mythic Cost: {3} Whenever you activate an ability

Her wings are the prayers of the devoted

{T}: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token

An emblem of a secret guild

Set: Guilds of Ravnica Type: Instant Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {B} Undergrowth — Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn

Hex Parasite gets +1/+0 until end of turn

When Rattlechains enters the battlefield

Asura of War

Set: Hour of Devastation Prerelease Promos Type: Instant // Sorcery Rarity: Rare Cost: {1}{W} // {3}{R} Return any number of target permanents you own to your hand

Set: Future Sight Type: Enchantment — Aura Rarity: Rare Cost: {W}{W} Enchant creature with another Aura attached to it

If noncombat damage would be dealt to you