Volcanic Geyser [Friday Night Magic 2000]

Volcanic Geyser [Friday Night Magic 2000]Set: Friday Night Magic 2000 Type: Instant Rarity: Rare Cost: {X}{R}{R} Volcanic Geyser deals X damage to any target. My thunder comes before the lightning; my lightning comes before the clouds; my rain dries all the land it touches. What am I? Femeref riddle

Set: Time Spiral Type: Artifact Rarity: Rare Cost: {2} Creatures you control are Slivers in addition to their other creature types

Whenever Barbed Shocker deals damage to a player

Set: Urza's Destiny Type: Creature — Phyrexian Horror Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{B} Trample

Set: Legends Type: Legendary Creature — Elf Warrior Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {3}{R}{R}{G} Rampage 1 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked

Set: Eighth Edition Type: Artifact Rarity: Rare Cost: {4} Whenever a land is put into a graveyard from the battlefield

You may look at and cast that card for as long as it remains exiled

The kami destroy that crafted mortal shell and absorb the soul within

but "accidents" still happen

"Any scrap of compassion that still existed in my soul was permanently snuffed out when they cast me out into the flames

return a green creature you control to its owner's hand

−3: Target creature gets +5/+5 until end of turn

The magistrate seems to prefer a distorted perspective of reality