Ivory Spider Mum

Ivory Spider MumIn times of crisis, I've found that people develop peculiar attachments to wall art. While my sister spent months creating decor from old buttons and dental floss, my latest obsession ?? a ceramic carnation in ivory, like January's birth month flower rendered in porcelain perfection ?? feels almost reasonable. "It's meant for people born in January," I explained to my partner, who caught me studying our wall with the intensity of someone decoding

"The artist probably meant for it to evoke thoughts of underwater gardens or mermaid salads

completely enamored with a ceramic flower that looked like it had been plucked from the fever dream of a color-blind mermaid

standing there with a giant blue blossom that looked like it had escaped from Alice's Wonderland after a particularly wild tea party

000 Leagues Under the Sea" than "Better Homes and Gardens

But the story is actually a modern one

But this purple beauty

It's so unique

a constant reminder of my inability to adult properly

this one would win on size alone

I never thought I'd be the type to obsess over wall art decor

being lazy is perfect

This attention-seeking rebel demands your brightest light and a backstage pass to your gardening prowess