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Sir Honks™ – Goose Lamp
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Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jul 14 - Jul 19
Description
Sir Honks™ – Goose LampA Lamp Like No Other Meet Sir Honks, the most distinguished goose to ever illuminate a room directly from his rear end. Equal parts classy decor and completely unnecessary chaos, this gloriously judgmental goose is here to light up your space while silently questioning every life decision youve ever made. Perched proudly on your desk, bedside table, or living room shelf, Sir Honks isnt just a lamp hes a full blown personality disorder in bird form.
Crafted from solid wood
Elegant Floral Craftsmanship
Put it in your mug
or handling rough soil
Whether you want to add charm to your kitchen
whether basking in summer sunshine or standing proud through winter snow
Its innovative design allows you to lie on your stomach for short periods
and unforgettable memories
and witness how it elevates both your plants and your state of mind
adorning a mantelpiece
Innovative Triple Layer System
The intricate texture adds depth and dimension while providing a sturdy
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- Fast: 2-3 business days
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