SKU:95342252531
Striped Shorties
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Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jul 14 - Jul 19
Description
Striped ShortiesRun to the bow of your yacht, spread your arms, and scream that youre the king of the world because these Striped Shorties are as nautical as it gets. Will you look like a bit of an asshole? Yes. Will you care? No, no you will not.
I went full-on face-first yesterday while working out
go to your nearest club
Gallop around your house
It’s a sign that they are ready to mate
Looking back on when we first met
Terracotta is my favorite color and I keep on making terracotta stuff
and scream that you’re the king of the world because these Striped Shorties are as nautical as it gets
Apparently
do you know that
It's like heroin for your legs
We hope there are better days ahead although we are having a pretty good day to begin with
As soon as I put on a beanie
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- Fast: 2-3 business days
- Express: 1-2 business days
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