Mens / Unisex Stoned Ape Theory Adult T-Shirt

Mens / Unisex Stoned Ape Theory Adult T-ShirtStraight from Wikipedia (because you really can't make this shit up): "The theory claims that the transition from Homo Erectus to Homo Sapiens and the cognitive revolution was caused by the addition of psilocybin mushrooms, specifically the mushroom Psilocybe Cubensis, into the human diet around 100,000 years ago." welp About the Shirt The classic Tultex Mens T Shirt is pre washed to minimize shrinkage. Runs on the thin side for those looking to keep

this sweater is constructed of ultra soft fleece in a classic sweatshirt style

Created with really soft 100% combed ringspun cotton with 32 singles

Easy Dressing: The envelope neck design makes it easy to slip the one-piece on and off

But who protects us from you

On-demand customization

Whether you're just starting to get your wrists wet or are a seasoned millennial

• Colored rim

Double-needle stitched sleeves

Easily carry and store it thanks to its compact

Whether shit's going good in your life

this tee is composed with up to 5% recycled polyester from plastic bottles so you can feel good about doing your part for the environment

it's that we're all living in POD's nowadays anyways