Brass Secretary [Urza's Destiny]

Brass Secretary [Urza's Destiny]Set: Urza's Destiny Type: Artifact Creature Construct Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {3} {2}, Sacrifice Brass Secretary: Draw a card. The students disliked the secretary for its unfailing memoryuntil they discovered it couldn't dodge thrown objects.

" —Empress Galina

Set: Mirrodin Besieged Type: Legendary Creature — Troll Shaman Rarity: Mythic Cost: {2}{G}{G} This spell can't be countered

"Those who wish to invade our monastery

Set: Commander 2014 Type: Artifact Rarity: Rare Cost: {7} When Spine of Ish Sah enters the battlefield

" —Sensei Hisoka

Set: Ninth Edition Type: Creature — Human Soldier Rarity: Rare Cost: {3}{W} {T}: All damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn by a source of your choice is dealt to Oracle's Attendants instead

Set: Sword & Shield: Base Set Type: Supporter Rarity: Uncommon

" —Kal Lior

you may pay {W/B}

Discard two nonland cards with the same name: Draw four cards

It's much easier to list the places they *haven't* been

Set: Scourge Type: Creature — Human Wizard Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {2}{U} Morph {1}{U}{U} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}