Knight of the Kitchen Sink ("protection from loose lips") [Unstable]

Knight of the Kitchen Sink ("protection from loose lips") [Unstable]Set: Unstable Type: Artifact Creature Cyborg Knight Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {W}{W} First strike, protection from loose lips (Nothing with an open mouth in its artwork can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.) "Whew. For a minute, I thought I'd forgotten the juicer."

or do they set a twisted path for someone else to follow

{U}: Put Wayward Soul on top of its owner's library

Before the zealots of the Ethersworn came to power

it even turned a couple of somersaults

It gives legs to the earth and wings to the sky

−2: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control

Creatures target player controls get -1/-1 until end of turn

sacrifice Viashino Sandswimmer

Set: Antiquities Type: Creature — Phyrexian Gremlin Rarity: Common Cost: {2}{B} You may choose not to untap Phyrexian Gremlins during your untap step

"The hypocrisy of these elves is thicker than steel—destroying 'unnatural metal' with their own enchanted swords

another target creature you control gains haste and gets +X/+X until end of turn

" —Mary Webb