Woodripper [Nemesis]

Woodripper [Nemesis]Set: Nemesis Type: Creature Beast Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {3}{G}{G} Fading 3 (This creature enters the battlefield with three fade counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a fade counter from it. If you can't, sacrifice it.) {1}, Remove a fade counter from Woodripper: Destroy target artifact.

"Do not fear death

Set: Shadowmoor Type: Creature — Goblin Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {3}{R} Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures

Tap an untapped Ally you control: Create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token

you can't be attacked except by creatures with flying and/or islandwalk

Set: Theros Type: Creature — Dragon Rarity: Mythic Cost: {3}{R}{R} Flying

The bigger they are

Set: Nemesis Type: Creature — Rebel Bird Rarity: Common Cost: {1}{W} Flying

elder druid

Set: Friday Night Magic 2003 Type: Instant Rarity: Rare Cost: {1}{B} Destroy target creature with mana value 3 or less

Sacrifice Triassic Egg: Choose one

Set: Dark Ascension Type: Creature — Human Soldier Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {2}{W} Fateful hour — As long as you have 5 or less life

Then tell me we're not all a little sick in the head