The Jane Austen Insult Guide for Well-Bred Women

The Jane Austen Insult Guide for Well-Bred Women'Let us have the luxury of silence.' 'I send no compliments to your mother.' 'I am worn out with civility.' If you find yourself in need of the perfect put down, look no further: here, lifted from the literary oeuvre of the formidable Miss Austen, are some of the sharpest, wittiest and most elegantly crafted insults ever to have been deployed. Helpfully designated for every occasion and target, chapters point you to cold words for Idiots, Annoying

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had minded what they were about when they begot me

From Uriah Heep’s villainous comedy to Miss Havisham’s eternal heartache

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featuring quotes from Agatha Christie

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